Buying and wearing this shirt will give you the amazing, mystical ability of entering places such as liquor stores, shopping malls, convenience stores, and other great places that sell beer and require you to wear shirts. This shirt will also increase your attack and defense by 15%... Sleeves are optional at your choice. Printed on Gildan Heavy Cotton with tear away tags.

Goat Design by our good friend Justin Hyde at Old Soul Tattoos in Cannonsburg, Pa.

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